Monday, September 22, 1997 10 ways To annoy your roommate
10 ways To annoy your roommate
1. Sign your roommate up for various activities (campus tour
guide, blood donor, organ donor)
2. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at
night. If your roommate says anything, tell him or her with a
straight face, "They’re more than meets the eye."
3. Collect Chia Pets.
4. Eat lots of Lucky Charms. Pick out all the yellow moons and
stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain
that visitors are coming, but you can’t say anything more, or
you’ll have to face the consequences.
5. Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever
you walk by them mutter, "you shouldn’t have done that to me."
6. Skip to the bathroom.
7. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people.
Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it and explain, "It
had to be done."
8. Have really weird friends who have strange, loud
conversations. Whenever your roommate walks in, you all be quiet
and stare at him or her until she leaves.
9. Smoke ballpoint pens.
10. Plant grass in the carpet and scream at your roommate every
time he or she takes a step in the room. Put up a "Please don’t
walk on the grass" sign.