Mike Hansen Hansen is a political science and history major. Sooner or later you will succumb to his views. Send your objections to [email protected]. Oh where, oh where has my vice president gone? Read more...

  Ariana Brookes Brookes is a third-year English student who knows that Diet Coke is the drink of champions. E-mail her at [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Ariana Brookes UCLA is like a science experiment in which you discover that oil and water just don’t mix. Read more...

  Doug Lief Lief is a fourth-year English student who dreams of electric sheep. Contact him at [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Doug Lief In the present, UCLA is a post-apocalyptic nightmare world where its denizens fight for existence on a daily basis. Read more...

  Karren Lane Lane is the 2001-2002 Undergraduate Students Association Council President. On behalf of the Undergraduate Students Association Council, I would like to welcome you to UCLA! Read more...

  Patil Armenian Armenian was the photo editor from 1999-2000. She hopes to be like Jared Diamond one day. About every three months, I visit the Blood and Platelet Center to donate blood. Read more...

  Pauline Vu Vu apologizes for not thanking those who so deserve to be thanked ““ Jackie, Nadia, Katie, Mia and Tawny ““ but you guys just didn’t fit in the article. Read more...