Sharon Kim Kim is a second-year biology student. Send your rhyme or reason to [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Sharon Kim Once in a while, if you’re lucky enough, you find yourself stuck inside one of the bathroom stalls in Ackerman, staring at your toilet a la bodily fluids, wondering why in the world the toilet is not flushing. Read more...
Opinion
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April 11, 9:00 pm
The bothersome, not so royal flush
Sports
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April 11, 9:00 pm
Strikeout-to-walk ratio is key performance predictor
 Vytas Mazeika Need trade advice? Ask the Fantasy League Guru at [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Vytas Mazeika It’s too early to panic in fantasy baseball, but you should always be ready to dump a player who is not performing and shows no signs of turning it around. Read more...
Sports
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April 10, 9:00 pm
Latest Cincinnati charges indicate greater problem in sports system
 Jeff Eisenberg Having roommate troubles? Want to "make him bleed?" Tell Jeff all about it at [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Jeff Eisenberg Stressed out about finding a roommate for next year? Read more...
Arts
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April 10, 9:00 pm
Radio waves filled with deadly, nauseating filth
? Kenny Chang Oh if only that were the case. You can e-mail Kenny at [email protected], but he’ll probably be staring wistfully out the window wishing he had some rock star’s life. Read more...
Sports
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April 10, 9:00 pm
Miniature golf: all it’s cracked up to be and more
 Eli Karon For a free round of miniature golf, sneak your own putter into the Park by sticking it down your pants. For more details e-mail Karon at [email protected]. Read more...
Sports
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April 9, 9:00 pm
Golf not just for rich old country clubbers
 Brian Thompson Thompson was inspired to write this column after his first round of golf in months on Tuesday. Somehow, he conveniently forgot to reveal his score. Read more...
Crime, Sports
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April 8, 9:00 pm
Betta Battles invade UCLA, evade control of authorities
 Adam Karon To be put in contact with Cha-Cha, the leader of Betta Battles Gambling Syndicate, e-mail Karon at [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Adam Karon A spectre is haunting Westwood, the spectre of Betta Battles. Read more...